New Layout

Courtesy of Ambivalent Academic's aching eyes and migrainy head, because I genuinely believe that alienating potential allies in my quest for lunar domination is stupid! Therefore I take requests and questions (sometimes).

Honestly, I hadn't even thought that white on black would be a problem for anyone because I read it quite easily. Guess that's part of being mostly nocturnal. It's not, however, as bad as the brightass green text on a black background (TRON-style) that I used to have.

So if I caused any migraines in anyone else, I apologize, for it was not intended (this time).

Also:
POLL RESULTS!

29 clicks
4 saying "Great blog!" (16%)
5 saying "This blog smells like 2-betamercapthenol..." (20%)
1 saying "Toaster is obviously a fathead and I just can't get past that." (4% and I know who did this. We'll be having a chat, you and I, oh yes, we will.)
7 saying "I'm only here because I think Toaster is hot." (29%)
15 saying "I like bunnies!" (54%)

My ego was beat ~2:1 by bunnies, which is OK because I know I'm homely (at least in comparison to THIS). Bunnies are much cuter, fluffier, and snuggly, all at once. I am only capable of one of those at a time, and the fluffier one takes several months.

P.S. - I oughta have some lovely research blogging up for you in the near future!

Poll! Vanity! Toaster's Face!

Figure A: Toaster (after combing his hair).

For the boosting of my own ego and infrequent vanity, I included a response for "I'm only here because I think Toaster is hot" in the poll to your left. I didn't expect much of a response, but I did not expect to be beaten 10 to motherfucking 1 (whoever that 1 is, thank you) by motherfucking bunnies! I guess, honestly, I should have known better than to tempt the Internet with bunnies. But still, I looked at the picture of me that was attached to this blog, with full PPE and fresh haircut on, and realized that maybe this disparity is because that photo looks like a pile of blue with some hair sticking out.

Figure B: Toaster models most of the PPE in the lab (also: prepared for zombie apocalypse).

So I provide for you this picture above (very top, not immediately above), of myself, to influence your opinions. Don't vote for the sake of my ego or vanity; don't vote because of my mild ranting; no, vote for my creepy lopsided stare and week-long invisible stubble!

Vote early!

Vote now!

Vote multiple times!

I'll find some connection to science here somehow sometime later (feel free to do so yourself, though).