Reductivity

Take that, Occam!

I do believe that, by applying maximum parsimony to a massive human endeavor, I have discovered the true nature of science of all sorts and kinds and shiny-nesses. Simply put:

Theorem: Science is the technique of sticking stuff that wasn't made to be stuck to stuff to stuff that wasn't made to have stuff stuck to it, and the art of trying to figure out why.

Now, being a scientist, I've got to go try to find some contradictions to the above postulation.