Offal

While driving through northern Chicago the other day, there was a traffic jam. We made literally 2.5 miles in 2 hours. The reason behind this traffic jam was that a truck laden with pig offal had spilled, and they were trying to clean up the mess while diverting traffic around it. So the highway was strewn with pig grease, pig snouts, tails, and hooves. And if only lightning had struck in the right way, there'd have been an undead army of reanimated pig conglomerates shuffling around Chicago right now. Or it would have caught on fire, and that would have been even more nasty...