23 June, 2009

How Not to Flirt #2

Good Hygiene is important. Failure to bathe will result in rejection, although it is important to note that the object of your affection being kind enough to Febreeze you does not count as reciprocation of that affection. They're merely quarantining your stench.

3 comments:

Becca said...

also, fabreeze is not a substitute for other cleaning
(ex boyfriend, true story)

DuWayne Brayton said...

Oi - I actually had to febreeze someone sitting next to me the last time I played D&D. It works really well, but I imagine that needing it is not a good way to pick up "babes."

While I do occasionally fail to realize that I really need a shower, until I am on the verge of being hauled off as toxic waste, I usually don't go out in public like that. Though I did rather embarrassingly realize that I really should have put some deodorant on, on my way into class yesterday - not having realized that just the drive to school had been cause for rather profuse perspiration.

That would be the class that includes a lab session...Thankfully I have no need for flirting and that my group rather appreciates me for my mind enough to look past - or smell past - the bo...

elle said...

Ahahaha... this totally made me giggle! I actually carry one of those mini febreeze bottles in my car in case I come across so not so fresh smelling peeps.. hehe.