For the first time in a long time, I looked at the Google Keywords that are leading people to this site. I was very amused. In fact, I'm still amused, and also bewildered. Since this is a happy state of being, I thought it might be polite of me to share it with you.
fire breathing chicken
mass haul optimization algorithm
20 flirty questions for scientists
a scientist and makeup blog
adiponectin the scientist
bass player scientist
can bacteria grow on oreos
do llamas have breasts?
friends flirting bad side
fucking awesome toasters
guild of mad scientists
hats that a scientist would wear
igf-1 before after pics
in vitro system to create apoptotic cells
invader zim gir mens sneakers
mad to breast
moshing as a woman
picture of a mad scientist
pipette tips in nostril funny
read the fucking manual cartoon
there's a llama
was i flirting
weakness of a men to a woman
zombies cooler than vampires
leptin ghrelin adiponectin resistin milk
Of all these terms, it's "there's a llama" that worries me the most. I picture someone nervously googling that term while an angry llama stares inside their bedroom window, chewing oh-so-patiently whilst waiting for the full moon to rise! Because that's what llamas do, right?
Also, I do not recommend ear toasters. Use muffins instead; they are thermally dense and edible!
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