1) noun; category of very shiny objects of a puzzling and vague nature that can and invariably do distract the easily distracted for hours on end to the exclusion of all other attentions.
2) noun; legendary fabled focuser of attention for the easily distracted, for whom it will make concentration easy if its puzzling nature is solved.
3) noun; derogatory term used to describe those easily distracted by shiny objects.
1) noun; disappointing lulz
2) verb; to be surprised by something very shocking and random
Once again, English language, you are welcome. Now I am going to run away before you blurf me for being so irreverent.