02 March, 2009

Wacklegrot + Whuzzafux

Today, I have not just one, but two (!) additions to the English language for your grokking pleasure (which somehow sounds like something one would have to pay to watch, but that's not how I mean it, I think): Wacklegrot and whuzzafux.

1) noun; category of very shiny objects of a puzzling and vague nature that can and invariably do distract the easily distracted for hours on end to the exclusion of all other attentions.
2) noun; legendary fabled focuser of attention for the easily distracted, for whom it will make concentration easy if its puzzling nature is solved.
3) noun; derogatory term used to describe those easily distracted by shiny objects.

1) noun; disappointing lulz
2) verb; to be surprised by something very shocking and random

Once again, English language, you are welcome. Now I am going to run away before you blurf me for being so irreverent.


PhizzleDizzle said...

The Internetz is my fascinating wacklegrot.

Eppendork said...

wacklegrot = pretty pretty shiney sparklies - altho concur on the net phizzle